Since our Annex in the Kobold Village near Wehnimer's Landing was recently unveiled, we will have use of a generic crier for events we run there.  

*Dumb kobolds are dumb [#l9475095]
-Kaldonis's version
>A pair of sprightly young kobolds stumble in at an alarming speed!  "I want some bacon at that hall in our Kobold Village," one yelps.  The other caterwauls, "No, stoopid!  When I peered over the hedge, it said Beacon Hall, and it looked like a lot of folks were there."  Their inane argument gets fainter as they dash off, with the former bopping the latter on the head.

>A pair of sprightly young kobolds stumble in at an alarming speed!  "I want some bacon at that hall in our Kobold Village," one yelps.  The other caterwauls, "No, stoopid!  When I peeked over the hedge, there were a lot of folks yammering about BEACON Hall."  Their inane argument gets fainter as they dash off, with the former bopping the latter on the head.

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