Since our Annex in the Kobold Village near Wehnimer's Landing was recently unveiled, we will have use of a generic crier for events we run there.
Dumb kobolds are dumb†
- Kaldonis's version
A pair of sprightly young kobolds stumble in at an alarming speed! "I want some bacon at that hall in our Kobold Village," one yelps. The other caterwauls, "No, stoopid! When I peered over the hedge, it said Beacon Hall, and it looked like a lot of folks were there." Their inane argument gets fainter as they dash off, with the former bopping the latter on the head.
A pair of sprightly young kobolds stumble in at an alarming speed! "I want some bacon at that hall in our Kobold Village," one yelps. The other caterwauls, "No, stoopid! When I peeked over the hedge, there were a lot of folks yammering about BEACON Hall." Their inane argument gets fainter as they dash off, with the former bopping the latter on the head.
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Editors: Kaldonis